3. Milk ol’ Betsy - Ol’ Betsy aint gonna milk ‘rself and neith’r is that silly little contraption o’yers. Now git to it!
When asked who was paying the rent of the mostly vacant facility near Chicago Ave. and Larrabee St., Magstine shrugged his shoulders and said, “I've been paying rent with vouchers for the Hancock Tower's skydeck for months.”
The passenger aircraft passed so close to other planes during the show that pilots were able to discuss a recent episode of The Bachelorette over the intercom with one of the Blue Angels.
“It’s true! This Friday through Sunday, the Blue Angels will be on display doing loopty-loops in order to show Iran it means business!”
Amazon spokesman Joof Boozus stated, " We are very excited about these new innovations. The future of e-commerce truly is in the past."
“All I want to do is frolic in the autumn mist, without being bothered by people thinking i can bring them Cheetos and hookah coals at 3 in the morning."
“Wow, this looks and tastes exactly like carrot!”