5 Cute Chicago Valentine’s Day Date Spots that are All the Nutella Cafe

By Jonah Nink

Congratulations! Despite years of history repeating itself, asking out your Valentine’s day crush did not end in a night of shower-crying. Now comes the hard part: you actually have to follow through and be interesting. Don’t worry; we’ve got you covered. Here are 5 of Chicago’s best first date locations that may or may not all be the Nutella Cafe.

1. The Nutella Cafe

Who doesn’t love Nutella? Child molesters and Hitler, probably. Are you one of those things? Are you sure? If you aren’t either of those things, then consider bringing your valentine to this temple of artisanal hazelnut spread.

2. The Nutella Cafe

How about something adventurous, bold, dangerous even. A date spot so wild you'll be chasing that high for the rest of your dating career! Well we’ve got two words for you; Nutella Cafe! I mean, where else besides your own house can you put Nutella on a crepe? If this goes well, you may just be one of the tens of people who gets married in the Nutella Cafe next year.

3. The Nutella Cafe

Let’s spice it up a little. I want you to forget everything you know about where to have a first date. Really clear out any and all first date stereotypes from your mind. Did you do it? Great! Now, get ready to fill it with sticky brown crack because YOU'RE GOING TO THE NUTELLA CAFE, BAYBEEEE!!

4. The Nutella Cafe

Think about it, do you really want to take the Blue Line all the way up to Chicago Diner because Chad from HR suggested you buy an 18 dollar gluten free milkshake for someone you barely know? Yup, didn’t think so. Off to the Nutella Cafe you go.

5. The Nutella Cafe

To be honest, the only thing better than a first date at the Nutella Cafe is a sponsorship from Nutella, and as far as we know that position's been filled. So enjoy your first date at the Nutella Cafe, and then enjoy a second one, and maybe every single one after that.